The Greatest Four and Twenty Ads CD in the Kingdom
Back by popular demand, another Audio CD of spoof products for pre-show or interval announcements!
by TLC Creative & Sound-Board.com
Foyer / Audience Announcements
- 3 Bears Security Services - An end to breaking and entering and porridge theft.
- Sorcerer Cleaning gel - Shazam and the dirt is gone!
- Tart Safe - Store your cakes away from any thieving Knave.
- Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary Gardening Services.
- M&S (Malevolent and Suspicious) Poisoned Products.
- Baa Baa Black Sheep's wool sale.
- The Spratkins Diet.
- Perfect Princesses - A royal match making service.
- See-through Tailors - As endorsed by his highness the Emperor!
- Cobblers Estate Agents - Meeting your footwear housing needs.
- Panto Direct Groceries - Home delivery supplies for your larder.
- Tree-Bay - Make some cash and sell unwanted Merry Men clutter.
- The Witless protection scheme - For has-been comedy link men!
- ID theft warning - A public information announcement.
- The House of Charming - Perfumery products.
- EFS - The enchanted furniture store: Everything must go!
- Magic Mirrors - The SAT NAV model which will guide you to the fairest in the land!
- Rambo-stiltskin - A Film trailer.
- Army Recruitment - Have you got what it takes to join the Kings Men?
- 'Please turn off your mobile phones'
- 'No cameras please!'
- 'Remember to cheer the goodies and boo the villains'
- 'There is now an interval'
- 'The show is over - please go home!'
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