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'The Greatest Four and Twenty Ads CD in the Kingdom' by TLC Creative & Sound-Board.com

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The Greatest Four and Twenty Ads CD in the Kingdom by TLC Creative & Sound-Board.com
The Greatest Four and Twenty Ads CD in the Kingdom
Back by popular demand, another Audio CD of spoof products for pre-show or interval announcements!
by TLC Creative & Sound-Board.com
Tracks include:
  • 3 Bears Security Services - An end to breaking and entering and porridge theft.
  • Sorcerer Cleaning gel - Shazam and the dirt is gone!
  • Tart Safe - Store your cakes away from any thieving Knave.
  • Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary Gardening Services.
  • M&S (Malevolent and Suspicious) Poisoned Products.
  • Baa Baa Black Sheep's wool sale.
  • The Spratkins Diet.
  • Perfect Princesses - A royal match making service.
  • See-through Tailors - As endorsed by his highness the Emperor!
  • Cobblers Estate Agents - Meeting your footwear housing needs.
  • Panto Direct Groceries - Home delivery supplies for your larder.
  • Tree-Bay - Make some cash and sell unwanted Merry Men clutter.
  • The Witless protection scheme - For has-been comedy link men!
  • ID theft warning - A public information announcement.
  • The House of Charming - Perfumery products.
  • EFS - The enchanted furniture store: Everything must go!
  • Magic Mirrors - The SAT NAV model which will guide you to the fairest in the land!
  • Rambo-stiltskin - A Film trailer.
  • Army Recruitment - Have you got what it takes to join the Kings Men?
Foyer / Audience Announcements
  • 'Please turn off your mobile phones'
  • 'No cameras please!'
  • 'Remember to cheer the goodies and boo the villains'
  • 'There is now an interval'
  • 'The show is over - please go home!'
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'The Greatest Four and Twenty Ads CD in the Kingdom' - Pricing and Buying
The Greatest Four and Twenty Ads CD in the Kingdom audio CD £7.50 (plus postage)
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