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'Four and Twenty Advertisements' by TLC Creative &

Four and Twenty Advertisements by TLC Creative &
Four and Twenty Advertisements
An Audio CD of spoof products to liven-up your pre-show or interval announcements
by TLC Creative &
Tracks include:
  • Panto Direct 1 - Injury compensation service.
  • Panto Direct 2 - Injury compensation service.
  • Mother Goose Used Transport Emporium – Second hand magic carpets, and pumpkin coaches
  • Fairy Godfather services - Evil plans thwarted again? Even the odds!
  • Beanstalk - A leguminous vegetable chat line.
  • Heroes R Us - Kingdoms saved, villains vanquished!
  • Grimm Brothers Finance and Loans - The perfect way to manage your debt worries.
  • Three Pigs Construction services - Saving your bacon!
  • Beanscene - Another leguminous vegetable chat line.
  • Stalkaway - Clear your garden of unwanted greenery.
  • Al's Cow barn – The best bargain price bovine offers.
  • Germinator 4 - The rise of the beans!
  • Robin Hood recruitment - Only the merriest men accepted.
  • Goldiloctite - The perfect hair product.
  • Magic Spinning wheels – A public information announcement.
  • Happily ever after therapy - Psychotherapy for fairyland people.
  • Sinbad the Sailor cruises - A choice of seven delightful destinations.
Theatre Announcements
  • Take your seats and turn off your mobiles #1
  • Take your seats and turn off your mobiles #2
  • End of show / Exit announcement #1
  • End of show / Exit announcement #2
  • End of show / Exit announcement #3
  • End of show / Exit announcement #4
Bonus Track!
  • Pig Brother House / Dame Academy TV ad - What's on next season!
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Four and Twenty Advertisements audio CD £7.50 (plus postage)
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