Lazy Bee Scripts

 
CATS 'Panto of the Opera' Gallery
Images from CATS production of The Panto of the Opera by Stuart Ardern
Caution - may contain parody
 
There's trouble for Madame Zola, new owner of the Paris Opera, with a villain attempting a takeover, numerous pitches for new shows and the Health & Safety officer taking a serious attitude to safety footwear...
 
... leading to problems for the corps de ballet
 
May contain principal boys (and short French painters)
Salvation in the form of a sponsor for the Opera House - but he's brought along his favourite painter...
 
... who wants to paint this sort of thing ...
 
... leading to another change of genre for the Opera Chorus ...
 
... who also try their hand at being Valkyries
 
In the climax of the show, new star Christine is kidnapped by the Opera Phantom (who seems to think he's in Venice).
 
Some of these scenes were very difficult to rehearse due to the cast getting the giggles.

 
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