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The Trumpeter by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort rhyming comic monologue. No set or props required.
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisWith a fanfare, we present the tale of Thomas the Trumpeter and his performance before Her Majesty the Queen.
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Try To Get It On Like Once Before by Kirsty Walker
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA ten minute play with adult themes.
SynopsisIn the far future, a man and a woman are being taught how to procreate the old-fashioned way, but the instructional video is somewhat odd.
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A TV With Just One Button by Ray Lawrence
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Two men and a child.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. Set indicative of a living room (seating, a television).
Also available as part of the Diamond Jubilee 2012 collection.
SynopsisMark and Bob grapple with a new television.
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The Twelve Labours Exchange by Tony Domaille
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Hera is represented by an offstage laugh which might be recorded.
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort Ancient Greek comedy - a riff on myth.
SynopsisHercules (Heracles to the Greeks) is out of work and looking for a job at the Labour Exchange. Preferably one where Hera won't find it easy to continue trying to kill him.
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Twixt Heaven and Hell by Jack Burgess
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 4. Minimum total without doubling = 4. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleTen-minute sketch. (Part of the Acting Funny collection of sketches.)
SynopsisThe gatekeepers above and below argue about the disposition of new arrivals.
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Two Authors by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 3 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short two-handed comedy sketch.
SynopsisTwo authors meet and attempt to outdo one another with tales of their success.
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Two Barmen by Damian Trasler & David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 5. No chorus. The barmen are written male (as you might expect). The third characters is a duck. There are also two disembodied voices.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch, set in a bar (which can be a minimal set or as elaborate as you can justify for a four-minute piece).
SynopsisYou know the one where two men walk into a bar? Well, turns out it was this bar, where every baroom joke you've ever heard took place, along with quite a few you haven't heard.
A duck walks into a bar and says 'Have you got any bread?'...
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Two Big Nipple Tassels, 88 by Charlotte Court
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. All three characters are in their seventies.
Run TimeAround 15 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleFifteen-minute romantic comedy. Contains mild swearing (and sauciness).
SynopsisAs the title suggests there are saucy references in this one act comedy set in Sunnydale Residential Home for the elderly. Two old friends, Ernie and Jerry meet regularly for a relaxing game of dominos. When new resident, sassy, mischievous seventy-year-old Elsie comes on the scene their idyllic routine is interrupted, particularly when mild mannered Ernie falls for her. Jerry tries to help his old friend deal with his thwarted romantic intentions as Ernie falls victim to his unrequited love for Elsie.
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Two Cops by tlc Creative
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Fixed number, flexible gender!
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy skit with no set or prop requirements - therefore suitable for performing front-of-curtain to cover a scene change during a sketch show.
SynopsisTwo police officers meet and indulge in a sort of bragging contest for who has the funniest police stories.
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Two Farmers by Damian Trasler & David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Both characters are farmers, hence the title. (Could be male or female.)
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort sketch with no set and no props (give or take an implicit farm gate!)
SynopsisTwo farmers converse! A thinly disguised string of dreadful farmyard-related jokes!
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