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Motor Mouth by Richard James
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Both characters are written male, but could be either
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch, requiring something to represent a dentist's chair. Family-friendly, light-hearted humour. Would fit easily into a community revue evening or an event of similar tone.
SynopsisA man shows-up for a dental appointment only to find that his usual dentist is participating in a government-sponsored job swap...
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The Newest Oldest by Janet S. Tiger
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The two characters are ancient. It's comedy, so the actors need not be.
Run TimeAround 8 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch. Written in American English (so, for British readers, when Emiline walks in carrying a large purse, she is actually sporting a handbag).
SynopsisThe oldest woman in the country is paid a visit by the second oldest, who wants to claim the number one spot.
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No Tongs by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Whilst the two characters are women, they might be played as women by men in non-glamorous drag. (British people with long memories are invited to contemplate Les Dawson in this context.)
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch, requiring very little in the way of scenery and props.
SynopsisTwo women leaf through the magazines at a hairdressers.
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The Non-Emergency Call by Damian Trasler
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The roles could be played m or f.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch requiring props.
SynopsisWhen in an accident, a call to the Emergency number should bring a response - and assistance, surely?
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On the Way to Mars by Damian Trasler
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RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleScience fiction sketch, single simple set.
SynopsisOn the first manned mission to Mars, the boredom and monotony of the long space flight is taking its toll. How long before the crew finally crack?
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Our Last Respects by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Whilst the two characters are women, they might be played as women by men in non-glamorous drag. (British people with long memories are invited to contemplate Les Dawson in this context.)
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch, set in a graveyard.
From the Laughter Lines collection.
SynopsisTwo women with what ammounts to not quite a graveside eulogy for their deceased friend.
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A Pair of Old Gossips by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch with a single domestic setting (limited to chairs and a table).
SynopsisThey're not really gossips, so they say. What they do is pass the time of day...
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Panda Solution by David Lovesy
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 2 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch. No set required.
SynopsisAn expert in breeding pandas in captivity explains a radical new programme...
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People Could Die by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Whilst the two characters are women, they might be played as women by men in non-glamorous drag. (British people with long memories are invited to contemplate Les Dawson in this context.)
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch, requiring very little in the way of scenery and props.
SynopsisDorothy and Sylvia are in the doctor's waiting room, contemplating their state of health (and everyone else's)...
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Pointless Exercise by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 4 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short sketch with a minimal set.
SynopsisTwo ladies are having a break during an exercise class - weighing up the pros and cons.
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