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Office Routine by Nicholas Richards
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. Two on-stage characters plus a few more off-stage screams and howls than you might expect from the average office.
Run TimeAround 9 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleAbsurdist comedy sketch in which the bizarre is treated as part of the daily grind of office life.
SynopsisA couple of employees discuss the various shortcomings of other members of staff, plus the annoyance of trying to get through a day's work despite distractions like bank robberies, tiger attacks and people falling out of the building.
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Our Last Respects by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Whilst the two characters are women, they might be played as women by men in non-glamorous drag. (British people with long memories are invited to contemplate Les Dawson in this context.)
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch, set in a graveyard.
From the Laughter Lines collection.
SynopsisTwo women with what ammounts to not quite a graveside eulogy for their deceased friend.
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The Penguin Is Mightier Than The Swordfish by Cheryl Barrett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. One offstage voice, could be recorded.
Run TimeAround 7 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA comedy sketch with a single (cab office) setting.
SynopsisClive and Barry are in a cab office waiting for a taxi, after spending a night out at the local pub watching a televised football match. Their football debate takes a different turn in the cab office.
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People Could Die by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Whilst the two characters are women, they might be played as women by men in non-glamorous drag. (British people with long memories are invited to contemplate Les Dawson in this context.)
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort comedy sketch, requiring very little in the way of scenery and props.
SynopsisDorothy and Sylvia are in the doctor's waiting room, contemplating their state of health (and everyone else's)...
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Pet Rescue by Tony Domaille
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 9 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA short comedy sketch with a single (reception desk) setting.
SynopsisDerek wants an animal rescue centre to take on his unicorn when he just can’t care for it any more.
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Plastered by Tony Domaille
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus.
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleSatirical sketch for two actors. Set in a pub but can be played on an open stage.
SynopsisA rabbit goes into a bar for a quiet drink and encounters what he sees as discrimination.
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The Price Of A Goat Is Not What It Seems by Nikki Harmon
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The two characters are both written male, but they could be played by any combination of male and female.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleShort one-act play. No set or props required. Could be performed and enjoyed by a wide range of ages.
SynopsisA village headman tries to buy some goats for less than their worth, but the wily herdsman gets the better of him.
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Reburying King Richard the Third by Cheryl Barrett
RolesMinimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Middle aged men.
Run TimeAround 6 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleA comedy sketch, minimal set, outdoors during a funeral procession.
SynopsisDave and George are standing at the roadside watching the procession of King Richard The Third's remains, as it makes its way through the streets of Leicester. They chew over some history, enjoy commenting on the merits of a good send-off, and the spectacle of this occasion.
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Say it with a Sausage by Frank Gibbons
RolesMinimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Whilst the two characters are women, they might be played as women by men in non-glamorous drag. (British people with long memories are invited to contemplate Les Dawson in this context.)
Run TimeAround 10 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleComedy sketch.
From the Laughter Lines collection.
SynopsisAt the end of the working day, what could be better than a discussion of the relationship between slimming and happiness? (Especially when accompanied by cream cakes.)
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The Second Amendment by Damian Trasler & Steve Clark
RolesMinimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. The police officer could be male or female.
Run TimeAround 5 minutes. [Estimated!]
MusicNone.
StyleFive minute comedy sketch. Single set (a police interrogation room - so just a couple of chairs and possibly a table).
SynopsisA police officer explores a hunter's constitutional right to bear arms.
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