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| A Piracy Pantomime by Giles Black |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 20. Minimum total without doubling = 25. Chorus. Chorus size variable at Producer's discretion. |
| Run Time | Around 104 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | Song suggestions for 7 songs are included with the Producer's copy of this script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | A new pantomime-style piratical play, with songs and a variety of settings. |
| Synopsis | Dame Harriet and her son and daughter run The Happy Haddock restaurant, but the latest fish delivery also contains a mermaid clutching a treasure map. Soon the trio are off in search of Captain Pew's treasure! On the way they encounter pirates and parrots and cannibals, with lots of fun and good jokes! |
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** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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| The Pirate Princess by Sharon Hulm |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 19. Minimum total without doubling = 20. Chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 88 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | 15 songs are suggested in the producer's copy of the script, with altered lyrics for 2 of them. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | A full-length pantomime with various settings. |
| Synopsis | Princess Aurora finally finds her one true love only to lose him after all the men in his village are pressganged by the Pirate King. There is only one thing any self-respecting - and ethical - Princess can do: steal Daddy’s flagship and go after the Pirate King. |
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| The Pirate Queen by Tim O'Brien |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 9. Minimum Female roles = 9. Minimum total with doubling = 29. Minimum total without doubling = 40. Chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 80 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | The Producer's Copy of the script comes with scores for 6 original songs (one of which is reprised). |
| Style | Time-travelling musical for kids with a healthy dose of piracy thrown-in. |
| Synopsis | Jack, Darrell and Sean are three students living in the shadow of their more successful peers. But when a freak storm during a fishing expedition causes them to be whisked back to the 18th century and they encounter a crew of pirate women, they may be about to change history! |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** A 'rehearsal CD' with piano arrangements of songs from the show
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| Pirate Radio by David Lovesy |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 1. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 2. Minimum total without doubling = 2. No chorus. Character Chris can be male or female. |
| Run Time | Around 3 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | A short comedy sketch |
| Synopsis | A slight misunderstanding arises about the preparation needed for a Pirate Radio station. |
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| Pirates Ahoy! by Sue Russell |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 6. Minimum total without doubling = 6. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 10 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Ten minute presentation piece for schools |
| Synopsis | A group of famous pirates are interviewed about the realities of Pirate Life in the Golden Age of Piracy. Long John Silver, as a fictional Pirate, is there on sufferance. A useful classroom introduction to the subject. |
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| The Pirates of Penrith by Andy Johnson |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 6. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 25. Minimum total without doubling = 30. No chorus. Whilst the gender of some of the characters is implied by their names, there is lots of scope for variation! |
| Run Time | Around 55 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | One-act comedy play for a school class-sized cast. Packed with piratical puns. |
| Synopsis | A group of veteran retired pirates lead a motley chase across the oceans as they escape from their retirement home and go in search of the treasure of the Stinkas. A large cast comedy with some truly terrible jokes along the way. |
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| Pirates! by Sharon Hulm |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 10. Minimum total with doubling = 22. Minimum total without doubling = 26. Chorus. Lots of familiar characters, plus pirates (many of whom are female). There is also a pantomime cat and members of the Union of Sailing Ship Rodents. |
| Run Time | Around 120 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | The Producer's Copy of the script contains suggestions for 15 songs, together with one set of original lyrics. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | British pantomime with a nautical flavour. (Ah-arr!) |
| Synopsis | The wicked pirate Bluebeard likes getting married - he just doesn't like staying married. Now he's got his eye on Cinderella and if she doesn't watch out she'll walk the plank. Never fear, the Big Bad Wolf is on his way to rescue her from a watery end, so long as he doesn't get peckish along the way! |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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| The Pitch by Hilary Mackelden |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 3 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Short sketch intended for church groups. |
| Synopsis | Film-makers pitch a movie called 'The Father of God'. (Matthew , 18-25) |
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| Pitching the Show by TLC Creative |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 3 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Short comedy sketch with a theatrical bent. |
| Synopsis | Getting the show on the road is all about the initial idea's pitch... |
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| Plain Women, Forgotten Men by Gill Medway |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 6. Minimum total without doubling = 7. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 49 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | A trio of short one act plays with single (simple) settings which could be performed separately, or together as a set. |
| Synopsis | In 'Baggy Trousers' - elderly Sid relives his youth and poignantly remembers his late wife in conversation with an, at first, uninterested Social Worker. 'Two Left Feet' sees sad divorcee Jo find her salvation from depression, and the approbation of sister Carole on the dance floor. In 'Out of Print' - formerly famous children's book writer Erica - now in her eighties - finds that her works are no longer published, but finds encouragement by a letter from a fan. Each play is available to buy separately. |
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