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The Good, The Bad and The Panto by Paul Barron
Production by Whitley Chapel YFC won the national Young Farmers Club panto competition, 2015 (and, of course, all rounds leading up to it). |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 7. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 18. Minimum total without doubling = 26. Chorus. The usual pantomime characters translated neatly into a Wild West setting - the villain is a Mexican bandit, the comedy duo are the sheriff's deputies, and so on. Normal panto juxtapositions apply, so make your own mind up as to who plays what! |
| Run Time | Around 90 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | The Producer's copy of the script includes suggestions for 11 songs. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | British pantomime with a Wild West setting |
| Synopsis | Without the financial means to support them both, plucky young Will is denied the privilege of courting the Sheriff's daughter, Alice. Down on his luck, he meets an old cowboy who gives him a map to the desert gold mine - rumoured to be haunted by dangerous ghosts. But these are rumours spread by mexican bandit El Loco, who wants the gold for himself, and may be a great deal more dangerous! |
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** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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| The Good, The Bad And The Ugly Sisters - The Panto by Andrew Yates |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 20. Minimum total without doubling = 20. Chorus. Includes a panto horse and a chorus |
| Run Time | Around 94 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | Song suggestions for 7 songs are included in the Producer's copy of this script, including 'Hanging around with you', an orriginal song by Andrew Yates for which we supply the sheet music. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | A full length pantomime with a Wild West setting |
| Synopsis | Having failed to land Prince Charming, the Ugly Sisters head to the new world in search of husbands. Their arrival in the frontier town of Dreadwood proves a very nasty shock for the dastardly Billy The Skid but also a hilarious diversion for the other dysfunctional ‘Wild West’ characters that live there as well as Silver the panto horse. |
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** MP3 backing track and vocal demo for 'Hanging Around With You' by Andrew Yates, the original song from 'The Good, The Bad and the Ugly Sisters - The Panto'
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| The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Sisters by Sian Lewis |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 8. Minimum total with doubling = 19. Minimum total without doubling = 19. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 50 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | One-act comedy play for kids, based on a collision of fairy tales. Two sets (probably set in separate areas of the same stage - a joke can be made about the journey time between the two). |
| Synopsis | A retired evil witch discovers her mirror has been lying to her for years - she's not the fairest of them all. She decides to get her revenge on everyone fairer than her- which is everyone. |
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| The Goodbridge Million by Sean Dooley |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 13. Minimum total without doubling = 13. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 80 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Full-length comedy play. One set, split between three distinct locations. |
| Synopsis | After years of discussing the same old issues, the Parish Council of the hamlet of Goodbridge is suddenly handed the amazing news that a foreign benefactor is giving the village one million pounds to be spent according to the villagers' wishes. The councillors organise a meeting to allow people to present their proposals for the use of the money, then hold a secret ballot. Unfortunately for the nursery extension, the sports hall and the new church organ, there is an outbreak of tactical voting and the proposal to host the world Scrabble championships wins by a landslide. But never mind all that - the important questions are: can Will ever pluck up enough courage to ask Persephone to marry him? and how will his school play turn out? |
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| Goodbye, Again by Molly McCluskey |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 2. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 3. Minimum total without doubling = 3. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 8 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Sketch/short play. Single simple (restaurant) set - one table. Simple props, although the waiter brings two pasta dishes to the table! |
| Synopsis | He thinks he knows what he wants... She knows. |
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| Goose Joose by Russell Gillman |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 7. Minimum total without doubling = 8. No chorus. Characters include Geraldine the Goose, who is described as a puppet controlled by other characters but could also be someone in a goose costume. It's styled as a British pantomime, so the usual panto juxtapositions apply. |
| Run Time | Around 20 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Mini panto - some panto conventions, but crammed into a very short production. Minimal set. |
| Synopsis | Daffodil farm is in trouble - unless the animals eat their food and the goose starts laying again, nothing will sell at the market! Dame Daffodil sends her daughter to find a man to help them out, but she's kidnapped by Wizard Fafafafafafa! Can heroic Peter Thigh save her and the farm? |
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** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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| The Gossip by Gerald P. Murphy |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 10. Minimum total without doubling = 10. No chorus. The characters are adults, intended to be played by children. (Two of the female characters could be switched to male by changing two words.) |
| Run Time | Around 10 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Simple play in rhyming couplets. No specific set requirements. One prop (a wedding cake!) |
| Synopsis | Mrs. Grey tries to stop a rumour spreading by telling everyone that it isn't true. The result is that the rumour spreads rapidly, and her daughter's wedding is ruined. |
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| Grace - A Monologue by Frank Flynn |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 1. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 30 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | One-act monologue. Single domestic set (which can be implied rather than fully built). Written in Canadian English. |
| Synopsis | Grace is sorting through the detritus of her life, and holds a rambling conversation with the audience about the people and places she has known. We finally come round with her to the realisation that her husband has died and she is packing up the house ready to sell. |
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| Grandma at the Village Fete by Cheryl Barrett |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 5 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Five-minute comedy monologue. Contains ripeness. |
| Synopsis | A humourous monologue about the excitement at this year's village fete, with Grandma's fortune telling, the exploits of Camp Claude and a host of other village characters. |
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| Grandma's Day Out by Cheryl Barrett |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 0. Minimum total with doubling = 1. Minimum total without doubling = 1. No chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 6 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | None. |
| Style | Short comedy monologue, no set or props. |
| Synopsis | The story of Grandma's eventful day out with the Over-Seventies' Club. |
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