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| After the Beanstalk by Andrew Yates |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 0. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 14. Minimum total without doubling = 17. Chorus. It's a pantomime. Make your own mind up as to who plays what. |
| Run Time | Around 90 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | The Producer's copy of the script contains suggestions for three songs. (More can be added at the discretion of the production.)17 Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | An entertaining pantomime with an original twist on the Jack and the Beanstalk characters and plenty of physical comedy action. |
| Synopsis | Jack, of 'and the beanstalk' fame, has set up a garden centre funded by his golden egg-laying goose. Among his staff are bumbling duo Bill and Ben and ever-hungry café staff Rose and Daisy. Trouble arises when the devious Petunia plots to steal the goose, and the planting of a second beanstalk leads to a visit from the giant's wife. |
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** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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| Cinderella Two - The Sisters Strike Back by Andrew Yates |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 6. Minimum Female roles = 8. Minimum total with doubling = 21. Minimum total without doubling = 28. Chorus. Unusually, some of the characters (in the chorus) are mushrooms. |
| Run Time | Around 100 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | The Producer's Copy of the script comes with piano and vocal scores for five original songs. |
| Style | British panto - lots of traditional pantomime characters and business, with lashings of corny jokes and audience participation. |
| Synopsis | In this clever sequel a new slant gives us an insight into what happened next in the Cinderella story. The ugly sisters are determined to prevent Cinderella's marriage to Prince Charming and enlist the help of Wanda the wicked witch who casts a spell on the Prince which puts his relationship with Cinderella in jeopardy. The evil plan is thwarted when Wanda falls for the Prince's friend Dan Dini who eventually persuades her to mend her evil ways. |
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** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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| Dracula In Pantoland by Andrew Yates |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 3. Minimum total with doubling = 17. Minimum total without doubling = 21. Chorus. Roles include bats, dwarfs and an Igor. |
| Run Time | Around 110 minutes. [Estimated!] Timing assumes six two-minute songs. |
| Music | The Producer's Copy of the script includes suggestions for six songs.
Two of them have original lyrics and arrangements for which backing tracks are available. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | Full-length British pantomime (with Transylvanian touches). |
| Synopsis | Worried about the prospects of finding a suitable wife in Transylvania, Dracula decides to spread his wings and try his luck further afield. Thanks to a glossy brochure for 'Pantoland' theme park, he is convinced that Snow White is the girl for him. Refusing to believe she is not real, he ups sticks, together with his dysfunctional household and heads west. |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Backing tracks of songs from the show as MP3 files
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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| The Good, The Bad And The Ugly Sisters - The Panto by Andrew Yates |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 20. Minimum total without doubling = 20. Chorus. Includes a panto horse and a chorus |
| Run Time | Around 94 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | Song suggestions for 7 songs are included in the Producer's copy of this script, including 'Hanging around with you', an orriginal song by Andrew Yates for which we supply the sheet music. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | A full length pantomime with a Wild West setting |
| Synopsis | Having failed to land Prince Charming, the Ugly Sisters head to the new world in search of husbands. Their arrival in the frontier town of Dreadwood proves a very nasty shock for the dastardly Billy The Skid but also a hilarious diversion for the other dysfunctional ‘Wild West’ characters that live there as well as Silver the panto horse. |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** MP3 backing track and vocal demo for 'Hanging Around With You' by Andrew Yates, the original song from 'The Good, The Bad and the Ugly Sisters - The Panto'
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| Hoodwinked by Andrew Yates |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 6. Minimum Female roles = 7. Minimum total with doubling = 19. Minimum total without doubling = 20. Chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 100 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | A list of suggested songs is provided in the Producer's copy of the script, with some original lyrics to familiar tunes. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | A full length pantomime. |
| Synopsis | This pantomime brings fun with some new situations for the familiar Robin Hood characters, who use innovative means to thwart the dastardly sheriff. |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** A 'backing track CD' with arrangements of songs from the show
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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| It's A Panto Jim... But Not As We Know It by Andrew Yates |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 23. Minimum total without doubling = 33. No chorus. It's a panto - make your own mind up as to who plays what. Opportunity for three dame figures - cookie and the ugly sisters - plus seven dwarves four mice and a few other creatures. No formal chorus, but lots of minor roles. |
| Run Time | Around 100 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | Piano and vocal scores for eight original songs are provided with the Producer's Copy of the script. |
| Style | British pantomime - in which the worlds of fairytale and TV science fiction collide, boldly going where no panto has gone before. |
| Synopsis | The crew of the Spaceship Centipede interrupt their hundred year mission to help the Seven Dwarfs wake Snow White and on the way they help Cinderella get the man of her dreams. Just another day on the final frontier, give or take the evil Queens and mice. |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** A 'backing track CD' with arrangements of songs from the show
** Soundtrack CD - vocal performances of songs from the show
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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| Long John Silver by Andrew Yates |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 7. Minimum Female roles = 7. Minimum total with doubling = 21. Minimum total without doubling = 28. Chorus. Chorus size variable at Producer's discretion. |
| Run Time | Around 75 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | Places for six songs are suggested, but all songs are at the discretion of the production. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | A full length pantomime with songs and multiple settings. |
| Synopsis | A swashbuckling panto, with Long John Silver and his giant parrot Petula helping The Countess of Delamere return to Cannibal Island to retrieve her jewels. Dame Miss Kitty joins in along with the evil pirate Cutthroat Jake. |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
** Four backing tracks and four corresponding vocal demo tracks for the songs from 'Treasure Island Revisited - Hang on to Your Long Johns!' a pantomime by Andrew Yates.
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| May The Farce Be With You by Andrew Yates |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 6. Minimum total with doubling = 17. Minimum total without doubling = 18. No chorus. The comedy cow is assumed to be two actors. |
| Run Time | Around 99 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | Three songs are suggested - with altered words, described in the Producer's copy of this script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | A full length pantomime, with a small sprinkle of songs and straightforward sets. |
| Synopsis | Space superhero Luke Warmwater must thwart the plans of the evil Garth Invader thereby saving the galaxy from destruction. With his two female robots, STROP and PMT, he is forced to seek refuge from the evil Garth Invader in Jack's beanstalk - which is so large it is visible from outer space. Unfortunately the beanstalk is also inhabited by a bloodthirsty giant. |
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| Extras | The following additional items are available (at extra cost) to go with this script:
** Backing tracks of songs from the show as MP3 files
** Pantomime Fun-Packs - jokes and games for children, to supplement the programme for your show
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| The Parrots Of Penzance by Andrew Yates |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 5. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 16. Minimum total without doubling = 16. Chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 89 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | The producer's copy of this script contains suggestions for four songs, with alternate lyrics for songs 1&2. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | A full length pantomime. |
| Synopsis | Dame Patsy’s seriously unhygienic Cornish Pasty factory is under threat as ferreter Bill arrives to deal with the vermin problem. Meanwhile wreckage from a ship wreck reveals Edmundo and Consuela, two valuable giant Peruvian parrots and the race to capture them descends into hilarious panto fun. |
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** A set of MP3 files with piano arrangements of songs from the show
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| Trouble 07 - Licensed to Panto! by Andrew Yates |
| Roles | Minimum Male roles = 6. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 20. Minimum total without doubling = 21. Chorus. |
| Run Time | Around 102 minutes. [Estimated!] |
| Music | Five songs are suggested in the producer's copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script. |
| Style | Full-length pantomime with two sets (office and street). |
| Synopsis | In this 'James Bond meets Dick Whittington' spoof, Agent 0007 must go undercover as Dick to thwart evil organisation SPHINCTER, whose aim is to bring an end to pantomime as we know it. |
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